cheerupsmelly: reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you
trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.
sassbenderr: trendy-blog: the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their...
my suicide note: i'm fat and i can't do math homework
I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
Anonymous asked: Uhh kinda hard to try and look at your boyfriend when you're in the picture too, hun. Just sayin :)
funkycops: the original pokemon were so cool. plant with feet. pile of eggs. slime that turns into bigger slime. other plant with feet
lunaraffair: I just want to be hot
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
dreaming-always-dreaming: Feeling so ugly you want to die 2k12
cosmo tip #652
expertcosmotips: vanessa-munster: nikkivonnekro: expertcosmotips: metal-loki: expertcosmotips: when you’re about to cum shove your fist into his asshole like he’s a puppet and yell “i KILL YOU!! achMED THE TERRORIST REFERENCE!!” like jeff dunham would do if he was still alive Wait jeff dunham isn’t dead is he? I swear he’s still alive. no he has passed away rip sweet angle He’s...
cosmo tip #658
expertcosmotips: make him coupons for a free sensual massage that expire the day before you give them to him
imthejesusofsuburbia: the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.