July 2012
2hxc4yew asked: that picture about you and your crab rangoon actually scared me a bit... a little loki'ish
funeralbandofhaunteddreams:
shavingryansprivates:
handcuffs-and-cheese:
shavingryansprivates:
i’m against anon hate and i have the solution! the solution is turn anon off you fuckin idiot! reblog this to spread awareness!
That’s like saying girls not to wear cute skirts because they might get ra- oh, wait..
did you just compare anon hate to rape
are you saying it’s the girl’s fault...
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sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
So, this exists. →
1 tag
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
man-bro-bukkake-theater:
bonaventure-:
have you ever thought maybe sonic the hedgehog goes so fast because he’s running away from his feelings…………….
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”
– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.
(via bdoing)
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every conversation about depression with everyone...
me: I'm depressed.
friend: why?
me: I don't know.
friend: shut up your life is amazing you have so many things to be grateful for why are you such a whiny little bitch
me: sorry.
3 tags
Have you ever noticed that the more difficult it is to make a person laugh, the lovelier the laugh sounds?
haiku
expertcosmotips:
penis vagina
penis penis vagina
scat scat scat scat scat
karfef:
how many virgins do i have to sacrifice to satan to know what happened to zuko’s mom
expertcosmotips:
i bet half of you don’t even know the difference between a cock and a penis yuou fucking dumbasses (YOUR DUMB)
June 2012
1 tag
lubovisnovsky:
Can’t Help Falling In Love With...
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
2 tags
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
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Am I the only one who feels like there are bubbles of fat growing under their skin after every time they eat or am I just going crazy
1 tag
Plot twist: she actually does go here.
thundergoddess:
if u ever feel down
just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
The day before yesterday my friends threw a surprise party for my and it was the greatest thing ever seriously it means a lot because im sentimental and lame like that but yeah
how do you lose weight by tomorrow
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